If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

If I Sense You, You Are going To Like

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!

The guy i did last night was hung like a joey

by Shelaced March 2, 2019

Blind liked

When someone liked your post regardless if they truly like it or not

Jessica totally blind liked my post because she so wants my nuts

by bobbeling July 10, 2016

like an arbuckle

to like women you find attractive.

"hey dude i'm feeling like an arbuckle"

by trainfan March 2, 2025

Bury it like biltong

Leaving your problems behind by burying them.

That Guy: "I'm a walkatician. I hiked the AT, but something went wrong..."
Other guy: "Just leave that part out when you tell people the story of your epic adventures, bury it like biltong!"

by Jokeatician August 10, 2021

I like bagels

you like bagels

someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!

by Pinkpumpkingoestothestoretobuy April 16, 2023