Whipped kid

When someone is so obsessed with their girlfriend they forget saturdays are for the boys, and deny that this so called girlfriend cheated on them.

That whipped kid Peter hasn't hung out with boys in like 5 months since he started dating Diane, he's definitely forming a vagina.

by Michaelatkinson January 8, 2017

Capital Kid

A Capital Kid is a person who grew up in a positive family unit, parents still together and typically middle or upper class.
Their dress and listen to mainstreme music and clothing labels.
Typically attending private schools playing mainstreme sports.

There seems to be a lot of Capital Kids at underground hip hop and metal shows these days!

by CarterD November 7, 2017

Raged kid

An overused YouTube buzzword.

A bad YouTuber: EVERYONE IS A RAGED KID!!1!1!1!

by VantaBlack526 September 20, 2023

Zombie kid

I like turtles

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.

by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

Stray Kids

Idk but they are the group outsold your favs bestie

“My kpop group paved the way”
No bae like Stray kids paved the way for them🙄

by Minnieloml September 3, 2021

sleepless kid

French kid that is doing weird stuff on the internet

Is that sleepless kid ? he's so toxic !

by Sleepless Kid August 17, 2021

Sticky ipad kid

A child that is stuck to an iPad.

The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.

by ChristinasFriend March 9, 2024