Bitch Kiss

When someone kisses you on top of your head, like you would a dog.

"My boss just came over and gave me a bitch kiss!"

by mlb85 December 4, 2014

bitch it up

(v.) To scratch, ding, bend, scuff, or otherwise cause damage to a precious object.

"Sure, I'll let you borrow my car. But I just had it waxed, so don't bitch it up."

by Magikid September 2, 2009

Bitch Alley

Colloquialism for a vagina.

Pejorative.

In particular one of a prostitute or other such woman of ill repute .

"I wandered down a bitch alley the other night and ended up with a nasty case of chlamydia.

by Kennyberg December 1, 2009

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013

Bitch Chips

When something goes wrong.
Or if somethings excellent.

The equivelent of sick.
Its both good, and bad.

Also spelled: bitchips

Negative:
Bitch Chips! That skank wouldn't give me head.

Postive:
Bitch Chips! I found my car keys!

by Kaylaaaaaa September 5, 2007

bitch ass

Someone who is a punk.

A bitch that is an ass.

Boy1: I wasn't even scared.
Boy2: Shut yo bitch ass up!

Man you a bitch ass nigga!

by Benard G. October 22, 2013

Bitch Pussy

A derogatory term used to describe some one possessing extreme cowardice. Sometimes used to describe a male who has extreme qualities of femininity.

Bitch Pussy: I was gonna cap on that bitch.

You: Bitch please, your old BITCH PUSSY ass cries when you watch The Color Purple. How you gonna cap some one?

by todayisexactlythesame August 14, 2008