penis drop

The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.

My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.

by Shayan17 May 23, 2018

Penis

A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.

"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"

by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022

Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!

by Double headed penii May 18, 2018

Incel penis

Something to describe a small penis usually belonging to an incel

“Ewww have you seen that nerd ass Nigga Daquarius” “yeah I heard he got that incel penis”

by Zodiac Zach August 1, 2023

Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021