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SIGN MONKEY

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???
THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!
by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020
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Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"
by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023
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Chunky Monkey

Damn girl, you got that chunky monkey. Talking about that sweet vagina.
by Copzack April 16, 2025
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Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021
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choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
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monkey hot

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"
mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!
by fearlessflasher August 29, 2012
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