soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016

arizona grilled cheese

The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before

I totally Arizona grilled cheese her dude

by Supertaint September 7, 2016

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

whip it at the cheese

A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.

As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.

Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.

by FatButler May 20, 2016

Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra

I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

by Garzipan August 11, 2016

Creaming the Cheese

When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.

Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese

by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016