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Disaster Friends

When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"

"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"

"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."

"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."

"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025
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Perfect friend

A perfect friend is someone who care about you more than you care about yourself.
I was lucky enough in life to get a perfect friend.
by Wendy delgato October 24, 2016
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Friend zone

When you want to be more than friends but the other party doesn’t
He was friend zoned.
by #1rye November 6, 2018
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Friends

Something you will never have or understand.
by iPutTheBiInBitch December 15, 2018
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Rick Friend

The Rick Friend is often a person do defines themselves as a cold hearted lone wolf and a uncaring asshole
John: yo dusty how would you describe yourself

Dustin: I'm just a asshole a lone wolf if you would cold and uncaring towards people

John: bro you're so a Rick friend
by WovenGnat July 14, 2024
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The Gay Best Friend

The Gay Best Friend I have is named Samuel.
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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