Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.

We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?

by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023

The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

That one friend

who does all the work.

Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp

Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz

Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure

That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo

by Quaxelia May 1, 2023

Clingy Friend

Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.

Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”

by GreatBanner16 November 23, 2023

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.

Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!

by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023

Best friend

A best friend oh wow how do I get started. A best friend is a person you can trust, a person that if your crying on your knees will come right up to you and stop anything in the world just to help you get back up again but would also be right by your side when your at your happiest but who would also be right next to you goofing around with you when your all goofy, a person who makes you be your happiest and helps you through all your tough times no matter how busy they are. A best friend is a person who will stay right next to you every step of the way all through memories, achievements, holidays, weddings, births, party’s and deaths but a best friend is also someone who you would drop the world for even if you doing something super important that person would come first no matter what the important thing is that person, your person is more important. A best friend is not always someone you meet at birth or in primary school a best friend is a person you straight away feel attached to like a magnet and when separated even if it’s for a day your inner magnet feels that huge urge to go see them again. A best friend is someone who yes you might have MANY fights with but those fights just are little blips because of how close you are. And no matter how big the fight is you instantly feel bad and your hung up on it for ages and ages till you both speak again and apologies and that apology is the best feeling. Your best friend is the person who trusts you the most and you trust th

This is my Best Friend! 💗🤩

by Lou Lou lis January 7, 2022

Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

by .･maru･. May 26, 2020