So you ARE threatening kids

You know exactly what happens the second I would out of a prison cell and what you DON'T know (whether or not people are going to shoot up your schools in response to you arresting me) is exactly why I'm not in one right now.

A retard "So you ARE threatening kids. Cus you said-"

Hym "No. We're not doing that. That is besides the point and you know it. Stop letting them do this to me or I will murder a child. I'll stab a little girl. I'm not doing whatever this is and you are an idiot and likely a criminal for allowing it to happen."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2025

Clocktower Kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see clocktower kid skipping through campus?

by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Kid dinner

The eating of children.

Mark: I’m so hungry I could have a kid dinner.
Steve: what is wrong with you, you Cannibal!

by bobswift August 5, 2019

kid foo

Music artist from Athens, Georgia. Signed to Street Corporate Entertainment LLC.

Ughhhhh It’s Kid Foo!!!!!

by Kid Foo July 10, 2019

criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.

Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids

by WhereIsMySandwich October 3, 2022

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020