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moist kid

CEYHUN K

someone who is annoying and has no mates.
they also smell like sweat and poo. they are often known for being the person to avoid. they are also known for being beaten up and bullied by y8's
by ceyhun lol December 1, 2017
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Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.
xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!
by perryEB February 21, 2011
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Threaten kids

You're not punishing someone for threatening kids... You're sacrificing other people's to feel like you have dominion or someone you do not have authority over.
Hym "And then using this conceptual slight of hand so that the people who actually lose someone can't come after you. Which is exactly what they should do. The lesson that can be learned from this is... Don't threaten kids, just murder them. Don't think about it. Don't negotiate. Just murder the kids. What happens afterwards only matters to the people whose kids die and not the people telling a MENTALLY RETARD, DISABLED BILLIONAIRE that he is ALLOWED TO STEAL."
by Hym Iam October 17, 2025
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Ipad Kid

xiomara

xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one

talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology

he probably is and ipad
“OMG GUYS XIOMI IS AN IPAD KID”, Said mape
by deftonesluvr January 6, 2022
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The kid laboi toy

The kid laboi toy is someone similar to Alex
by The Kid Laroi Fan November 25, 2024
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Indian Kid

Indian kids are random young Indian nationalists usually found in geopolitical videos and posts that usually say something along the lines of "proud of my country 🇮🇳" on a video of islamic prejuduce. They are known for their bitter hatred of Pakistan and ignorance.
Indian Kid:Proud of my country 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Someone else: why is this Indian Kid glorifying prejuduce against Muslim women?
by Thecoolesttoucanever January 14, 2024
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SGS Kid

Stupid "yandere" kid. Always a girl and usually lesbian but sometimes straight. They are AUTTP users and put an hashtag next to their name

Example: #(Their crush's shortened name)-chan/kun my (Pet Name/Crush/Senpai/Kohai)(Goofy Ahh Heart Emoji)
They make one of their fictional family members dead and over react. DUDE THEY ARE FICTIONAL!!
They are also troll feeders. They expose UTTP users and make killing videos out of them. They also make SGS characters hated by saying that they did something terrible to them/their loved ones. They are also so cliche.
They are around 11-12, they date random people in the internet and are usually gacha life users
SGS kid: (Random SGS character) kIlLeD mY sIsTeR1!1!
Mature person: Who gives a fuck
SGS kid: sHuT uP (shortened or full name)mId/kId1!1!1! *makes expose or killing video out of them*
by WindowsServer2003YT May 26, 2023
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