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Douche bag

A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)

2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
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flaming douch bag

Daw W
When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 9, 2017
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bag

I got that bag for da low
by cloudyclouds April 5, 2019
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bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.
Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.
by Bob Johnson 2022 December 4, 2022
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Flap bag

Similar to tea-bagging but reverse the genders
Ollie: hey babe flap bag me
Simone: ok! lie down
by SturtImLovinIt February 19, 2021
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Fuck Bag

Someone who is like a bag in which someone is open for fucking 24/7
Dude, Marie is such a Fuck Bag!
by Spread Em February 20, 2017
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Hammie-bag

"Awww he loves his hammie-bag."
by Spidey_Sences15 March 16, 2022
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