jack

a gay cunt that has the smallest dick ever it is sooooo fucking small he is also sooo damn ugly and gay like wow soooo gay how can someone be sooo fucking gay if I was him I would just cut it off and become a fucking girl wait I wouldn't even need to waste my time to cut it off there is nothing there in the first place

look it jack guys lets go somewhere else he is gay

by the second egg November 23, 2022

Slacking and Jack

the act of putting something off (usually skipping a class) to go masturbate

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"

by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

jack snowden

Jack snowden is dead.

Jack snowden hasn’t been at school for a while because he’s DEAD

by The duck overlord November 26, 2022

Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.

He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”

by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022

Stealth Jack

Jacking off in a public place/room with some people without anyone noticing and busting a nut.

A: I managed to pull off a stealth jack in a room with 3 people.
B: That's fucking disgusting but also pretty impressive.

by physically insane November 29, 2022

Jack Jansen

Boring guy, no fun. Mini-Hoop king you will get dominated.

John: Turtle neck sweater.
Jack's mom: hey son "Jack Jansen".

by John3482 November 30, 2022

Jack Essink

Always leaves the boys for his girl. gets bitched around by his girlfriend. averages 10 tickle fights 2 wrestling matches and 5 kisses a day.

Tyler: "Jack Essink"

by jmazing November 30, 2022