hard dicking

to shamelessly hit on a girl with little or no style.

"see that guy over there by that girl, poor guy doesn't stand a chance. He's been hard dicking all night.

by Matt Mazany December 9, 2003

Lil Dick

The worst rapper ever.

John: Have you heard of that wack rapper 'Lil Dick'?

Mike: Yeah, his music is so horrible, I'd rather kill myself than listen to his music!

by Tom Barrington November 22, 2011

Dick Tips

A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.

Ryan won $50 from Steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

urban dick

A particular variety of spidiot who insists on submitting offensive, mis-spelled, innacurate or obscenity-riddled entries to UrbanDictionary.com under the false impression that this somehow makes them funny.

"There are far too many urban dicks around this site."

by Samuel Wilkinson April 10, 2004

whisky dick

noun: what a guy gets if he has had to much to drink or too much "nose candy."

"when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had whisky dick."

by is that really necessary? March 10, 2003

fat dick

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Drippy Dick

A slang term for Syphilis; a disease typically contracted from sexual contact with a person of questionable mental capacity.

Hey man, did you hear about how Johnny got drippy dick from the crazy lady who lives across the street?

by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016