Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

red

1- the colour of anger, as in
I am so angry I have gone red!

2- the colour of love and Valentines Day.

3- the colour of cherries

1- He's red with anger!
2-I see red on Valentines Day
3- Cherries are red.

by idioticmeanings February 8, 2021

Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer June 8, 2018

Red Can

West End Draught beer cans. Sold in Australia.

"Mate, I smashed an entire slab of Red Cans on sat'dy"

by kev72 August 16, 2018

Red

Red is a term used to describe poopy-ass looking individuals with pee pee and poo poo brains.

" dude you looking really RED with that stupid ass look on your face "

by Eddie2D August 30, 2023

Cheshire Reds

A top notch youth baseball team coached by volunteers. Low registration fees and decent town fields. Sometimes daddy ball and sometimes not.

Cheshire Reds always find a way to win. Even though they only have Daddy ball coaches.

by DaddyBall November 24, 2021

Red and hot

The feeling of embarrassment when your face turns red and feels hot

Carlos: “Bro, are you wearing a thong??”
Bro: “Fuck! You wasn’t supposed to see that! I’m so red and hot now”

by PGSlang October 25, 2023