slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back

I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Built like a Brick

Your rough around the edges, Simply not attractive.

Girl: Hey I really like your suit you have on.
Man: You're built like a Brick don't talk to me !

by Dongin Bongin July 7, 2022

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018

boobs like a hacky sack

Caroline’s boobs.

Caroline had boobs like a hacky sack

by Bruhyuh April 12, 2020