Melting my cheese

When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.

I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.

by BlueGarnet January 2, 2020

college cheese

The way some people with a southern accent tend to say cottage cheese.

Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!

by Seshie February 15, 2019

Cheese Pizza

When you don't wash your uncut penis for a month and have sex with a girl with a yeast infection

This girl I hooked up with in the club made a cheese pizza with me.

by Dick Gritty July 9, 2024

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Cheese

Cheese is a loaf of milk. Don't ever feed it to vegans. If you eat blue cheese what on earth is going on inside your head to make you do that!?

Oh look, cheese. I'd love to feed that to my vegan dinner lady.

by Lettuceandtomatoesarepeng November 16, 2019

Big Cheese

When you or someone else is the guy that every girl is hovering around. During a party

Dude Jerry was such a big cheese at the party last night. Ellie was all over him

by BigJdogSwizzle June 16, 2017