Straight bitch-face

Of a female-form who inflicts wound with her sight and facial expressions, normally on a skirt. It's involved in yoga activities and it's an alpha-female, usually chooses which bar to visit and doesn't allow her other females to choose. She can potentially end up cock-blocking her friends if nobody is talking to her.

She thinks she's tough until her victims fights back.

Let's go talk to the girl next to the evil-looking female with straight bitch-face leaning on the rails of the terrace! No Noah, she is friends of that bitch..

by kingpablo December 24, 2017

Wearing my face

Kiss,snog,make out

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face

by Carlosoil September 29, 2017

salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.

Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.

by JamButty June 30, 2017

blindy mcblind face

The word used to describe a person who is blind as fuck

My nana is a blindy Mcblind face, she walks into everything the dumb cunt

by My dad in a can November 13, 2017

Fat Cunt Face

When someone has a unbelievably punchable face. A face begging to be punched.

'Lucy really does have a Fat Cunt Face. If I had my bike, I'd cycle over there and punch her in it!'

by iJALv June 21, 2016

Epic Face Palm

The only thing to do when someone fails THAT much.

Randall: Hey, what's Obama's last name.
Mike: *epic face palm*

by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016

culo cagao face

The condition of resting duckface on a person who believes themselves better than others. Someone who looks as if he/she is constantly smelling a fart in their immediate vicinity. Que como to' le 'pe'ta.

Yo, can I be real? That lady with the culo cagao face me cai como un purgante.

by elprofe316 January 26, 2017