Cum

a white substance that come from the dick or a liquid from a vagina when one has reached a state where he/she is sexually happy

Dont cum in my blanket

by Toonn March 12, 2023

cum

some white stuff your penis spits out when you

smash your meat
so grab the lotion and wipes and lets begin!

"I beat my meat so I cummed"
"I died while beating my meat but cummed"
"I cummed on my autistic girlfriend"

by your neighborhood black guy October 22, 2022

Cum

White sticky substance that comes out of a mans penis during sex

As I walked into Emily house we immediately started kissing and undressed each other we then ran upstairs and got on the bed. Emily then began to suck my dick I could feel it start to swell up. Then I started licking her pussy and licked out all the pussy juices. After that I shoved my rock hard dick in her little pussy and started having sex. It was absolutely amazing and I was cumming inside of her within seconds we then had sex all night long and I cummed in her Pussy multiple times until it was full. It was a night I’ll never forget

by Hornyyyyyy person May 20, 2021

Ai cum slut

An artificial intelligence robot who is down bad for Antwan and Jahames’s massive load

Yo wsg mom for my birthday can I please get the ai cum slut deluxe version?

by Jigglyassholecum November 14, 2024

Word' cum

To express a semi over dramatically apathetic expression of gratitude

Person 1: I'm waking up at 3:75pm tomorrow morning so that I can take the car for a walk. Would you like me to pick you up a nice hot iced coffee on my way home?

Person 2: Word' cum

by shredded toe nails July 27, 2023

Cum

The peak of our generation's humour. I can't quite blame us though.

"Hey X listen to this joke"

Ok let's hear it Y
"Cum"
*loud wheezing noises from both X and Y*

by Danthyme September 3, 2021

The Throngler and Big Cum

Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.

Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"

by AFellowMalaysian December 5, 2024