i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
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Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
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I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
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