Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

13th times the charm

yes miguel it exists - gandhi

“I will syd 13th times the charm”

by huwoansj April 28, 2021

Tunnel time

Tunnel time: the act of going indoor skydiving in order to gain experience & sense of comfort before attempting the real thing.

Our tinder dates were really confused when we handed them helmets & they'd need it for tunnel time.

by Mystic Bean Lord July 5, 2022

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

sell the la times

Give the word on the street.

Me: was cracking

You : Ima go sell the la Times on my block real quick

by worrd up March 13, 2015

Donnie E. Time

Donnie E. Time is where you tell your wife, fishing buddy, or co-worker that you will be right there cuz your are just around the knorner an two hours later they asking if you still coming around!

Man you being in Donnie E. Time again I ain't got time for that I gotta be to work in 10 mins.

by Jaxsin Ford September 28, 2018

The Hottest time of day

It's me, Travis. I'm the hottest time of day

GrumpyPants — Today at 11:53 AM
Gonna mow this evening when it cools off

Auginer — Today at 11:53 AM
when its the hottest time of the day
11:53 AM
nice
11:53 AM
dumbass

GrumpyPants — Today at 12:29 PM
Evening, retard. When it's cooling off. It's new york, it does cool off in the evenings here

Auginer — Today at 12:29 PM
google "when is it the hottest time of day"

Harriet Tubgirl — Today at 12:31 PM
I'm the hottest time of the day

by Harriet Tubgirl 911 July 22, 2023