PENIS

A penis, is a living creature that wiggles around in your pants. If you get a boner (Erection) thats FANTASTIC.

OMG LOOK AT HIS MASSIVE PENIS.

by bjhfgsefgxchjvgkhlioytdsrxgchv March 24, 2019

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

Penis

Lots of men likes penis.

Kasper: Hey Rumle do you love having a penis in your mouth.
Rumle: Gawk Gawk, srrrk puth, Gawk Gawk

by Sut Den Big TIme May 5, 2022

Penis

Something that is very small if you play fortnite

Guy1: “Yo dude did you see that new fortnite update ”

Guy2: “nah man fortnite is for people with tiny penis’”

by Fortnite is gay 123 April 30, 2020

Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.

Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.

by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 8, 2022