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sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.
Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.
by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017
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thousand cock stare

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.
John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021
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Cock and Ball Torture

Cock and Ball Torture, AKA CBT, is a act of someone punishing their cock and balls by hitting it, beating it, and in general punishing it.
Carl - Miss Frizz, can I please start my cock and ball torture routine?
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.
by Jimmy N. Nuetron June 9, 2019
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cold cocking

The art of putting your dead husband in the freezer rather than burying him.
When thinking of burial plots. Mrs. Jones didn't like the area under the trees, so she decided upon cold cocking her husband in her frigidaire instead.
by Ice Hearted Queen January 7, 2009
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Olympic Cock blocking

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010
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cock carousel

A term common among the manosphere red pill losers & the mgtards (mgtow retards) who are angry & bitter about women that get around and have fun in their 20s without settling down...these clowns are mad that women are doing the same thing men have been doing for the longest time..Being carefree, experimenting around, having liberty over their bodies and having fun..Basically, they wanna dish it out but can't take it.

The anger could also stem from the fact that these incels were rejected and couldn't have a chance with the women who "ride the cock carsoul"
Basically it's another form of slut shaming, trying to control women's bodies and shame them for their sexuality..which is a typical entitled male behavior.
cock carousel is another attempt that falls under the long list of attempts of men trying to control women.
by Freakphobe January 14, 2021
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Cock and Ball Torture

The act of throwing one of those massive rubber yoga balls at a chicken until it fucking dies.
"Hey Jim, I'm gonna go preform some Cock and Ball Torture."
"Aw hell yea we're eating good tonight!"
by Coolest Fella Around September 19, 2019
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