Kids

The reason why we have cheap labour

"what should we do with the Kids working in the coal mines?"
"Nothing!"
-A "father"

by Nah SuS July 3, 2021

fortnite kid

some annoying shit a 8 year old says to another 8 year old

youre a fortnite kid you play fortnite, haha shit game

by popzicle February 4, 2021

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

chair kid

its a kid stuck in a chair like a dumb ass

Dude1: the hell happend to dave
Dude2: his name is no longer dave it is CHAIR KID

by Bin there done that September 24, 2020

McKinley Kid

Coined by Edison High School’s class of 2022 to describe any kid that attended McKinley Elementary before high school.

They’re a specific breed of kids who have a certain trait or aspect of their personality that makes complete sense when you find out they’re from McKinley. McKinley Kids tend to be public nuisances, unhinged, completely different breeds of human as a whole, support one another, but also loved. A crucial part of the circle of life.

Person A: Yeah, I went to McKinley my whole life.
Person B: Oh, you’re a McKinley Kid…? Yeah I can tell…

by mosquiqui May 29, 2022

Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.

Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.

by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024

Squidler kids

A tight group of guys, mates since back in the day a school.

Girl 1:"Who are those 3 guys ❤..."
Girl 2:"Ah themz the squidler kids, they've known each other for dayz"

by Thunderjust August 2, 2021