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Friendship cuck 

A person that is so desperate for attention and approval, that they let their friends treat them like crap, and make them feel like they doesn’t matter
Person 1 : hey man, that’s not cool you shouldn’t let your friends treat you like that
Person 2 : no, it’s OK. I’d rather them make me feel bad then them leave me I’m a friendship cuck
Friendship cuck by Doodoofart6996 October 12, 2023
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Friendship Abuse 

Friendship abuse is the abuse you or someone endures at the hands of their so called best friends. Friendship abuse consists of bullying, verbal, physical or mental abuse as well as manipulation, ganging up and emotional abuse. When all these are combined it is torture for the person enduring it, by people they trusted, by people they felt safe with and by people who were supposed to do better. If anyone has gone through friendship abuse you are lucky to of gotten out of it!
Sasha is manipulating you, she is using friendship abuse on you. You need to get out of there and away from the toxicity
Friendship Abuse by Be Better October 20, 2023

friendspouse

A friendspouse is either:

1. a friend with whom you are so close that you are practically married;
2. a spouse who is also your best friend.

It could also be used as an abbreviated form of "friend or spouse".
1. People are always saying that Jordan and I are like an old married couple. We can finish each other's sentences, but we don't have sex. I think of him as my friendspouse.
2. Lisa and I were best friends before we got married, so now we're friendspouses.

Friendship Rizz

Similar to "rizz," friendship rizz is the term for having a knack for communication. From meeting new people to knowing just what to say to make your current friends laugh their ass off, friendship rizz encompasses any kind of platonic charming of a person
"Wow we can't go two minutes without you saying hi to someone, you got that friendship rizz"
Friendship Rizz by lmersglueeater November 13, 2023

Friendsurance 

A practice by which, a person has to hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.
That dope-whore, Whitney, hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I didn’t want to because I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck it back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Thank God for Friendsurance!!
Friendsurance by Sprinkles318Yo!! November 21, 2023

Friendsmas 

A Christmas a week before the actual Christmas with your friends.
"Hey, *friendgroup*, let's all have a friendsmas!"
Friendsmas by cutt1e November 22, 2023

Friendsurance 

A practice where you discreetly hide a sketchy so called "friends" property, until right before they leave, once assured that all of your property is still in tact.
I was in Bawcomville the other day & that skank hopped up in my car, crying & needing a ride. I know the bitch steals, so I took her Versace perfume out of her purse. I looked around to make sure didn't jack any of my shit and she didn't, for once!! So I snuck the perfume back into her purse before she got outta my ride. Secretly collecting collateral always saves me when it comes to Friendsurance!!
Friendsurance by ¡SprinklesYo318! November 24, 2023