Zach

doesn’t try hard in school basically the jock on campus. Very interested in sword fighting when drunk.

person 1: yo zach what did u get on your act?
Zach: doesn’t matter i didn’t try hard i’m just a jock. wanna sword fight? i’m not gay tho no homo

by lsdn27 July 31, 2018

Zach

Some one with a huge throbing penis

Wow I'm a Zach right now it's huge!

by Zach gunnelsZa6969 August 15, 2018

zach goodelle

A straight dumbass

He doesn’t know what 5 + 5 is he is a Zach Goodelle

by Bounce animal January 19, 2019

zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.

Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.

by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018

full Zach

When someone gets obnoxiously drunk to the point of no return.

Damn you were wasted last night! You went full Zach!

by Vinnyp1824 May 19, 2018

Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.

Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.

by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018