yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023

yard apron

When you get a pearl necklace in the front yard

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!

by Norman Pronger February 16, 2023

1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.

Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.

by mustache666 October 12, 2023

Ten yard cock licker

A slut cheerleader that has put her mouth on ten yards of cock.

Hey did you hear about Tiffany?
No, what about her?
She was caught having an orgy with the whole football team!
wow, what a ten yard cock licker.

by SomeItalian November 9, 2023

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

by Standard mike January 22, 2024

Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023