Jesus take the wheel

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.

Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!

by hutillymonopumtolarodo April 24, 2009

Wheel of Fortune

A sex game in which a naked woman sits in a rotatable chair, surrounded by anywhere from three to six men. The chair and the woman are spun and who ever she is facing when the chair stops gets to fuck her. This is very similar to spin the bottle, but with only one person in the middle.

Matt, Cody, and Timmy had an awesome time playing wheel of fortune last night with Sarah.

by Blake69 November 5, 2008

Weberg

Weberg is a synonym for person who suffers from great brain damages

Poor guy, i think he suffers from weberg

by lolbeta March 5, 2011

the wheel barrol

a sexual positon in which the partners are ingaged in the position such as the one in a wheel barrol race where the man inserts his penis the womans anus.

I finally used the wheel barrol with Kathy last night.

by rich n July 7, 2003

Wagon Wheel

A.K.A. The starfish, usually covered with chocolate. Should remain an EXIT ONLY for men, Optional for female.

I Cramed my cock in her wagon wheel

by DR. Know October 15, 2003

monkey wheel

When you're doing a girl from the back, you take out a live caged monkey, have it take your place,(since youre on this site, she shouldn't be able to tell the difference) You then proceed to move to the side of the girl, and slap her with a wheel. Wheelbarrows can also be substituted.

Me: Fuck's sake
Her: Yeah, keep at it
Me: Oh something is at it.
Her: Oh shit the Monkey Wheel!
Me: GOTCHA BITCH!

by Troy Winters June 21, 2006

cathrine wheel

When having sex with a dwarf, spinning them round when you (or they) orgasm, this creates intense plesure, screming, and gives the effect of a catherine wheel.

Dude, I totaly got cathrine wheeled last night!

I cathrine wheeled betty 3 times and she still asked for more, but she passed out on the 4th...

by Penguin96 January 26, 2011