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shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.
Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009
mugGet the shit waxedmug.

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.
by Pokey123 June 18, 2008
mugGet the wax the beavermug.

Swirling Wax

We took turns swirling wax for hours
by Bingus wiener February 7, 2022
mugGet the Swirling Waxmug.

Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax
Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.
by Njpfunny December 9, 2024
mugGet the Girdle Waxmug.

Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
mugGet the Without Waxmug.

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.
I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today
by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014
mugGet the Wax ninjamug.

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy
I can't wait to go home and wax my shit
by A_Millz September 8, 2016
mugGet the wax my shitmug.

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