Ultimate Wash

Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.

Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN

Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.

Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.

by public_brainmelt December 11, 2009

Ass Wash

Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.

Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"

Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"

Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"

by ElephantLitter October 9, 2014

Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.

Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!

by Big Loulou August 20, 2013

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.

My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.

by Chieftank January 2, 2019

posh wash

Blow Job

When a penis is cleaned by ones mouth

Hard day at word, give us a posh wash love

by crazylion May 1, 2014

pean wash

when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.

I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.

Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.

I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.

by mypeanisclean September 3, 2009

washing the chicken

An expression used when you want to get out of a situation

Charles is always saying that he is washing the chicken when I try to introduce him to my ugly sister-in-law

by justahappyguy June 6, 2015