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tornado wake

The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:

1. The girl falls asleep
2. The boys masturbates
3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened
"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."
by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006
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wakarusa

The tusk of a large hairy wook.
"How long you been growin that wakarusa, brah? It's wicked heady!"
by Dave Schools March 27, 2004
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Wakado

A declaration of of enthusiasm. Made popular from the 1992 Australian Childrens TV show Lift Off.
Ted: Wasn't it fantastic?
Arku: It was wakado!
by Kate_87 December 25, 2008
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adam wakefield

It is widespread knowledge 'Adam Wakefield" was the first God of the Orgasm. Anyone with this name is hung like Mount Everest and can bang as Chuck Norris can fight.
After a spine tingling, toe curling, hair raising and waterfall esque orgasm women now use the phrase " I can't believe you just Adam Wakefield'ed me". There have ben 1,202 reported cases of death from being with an Adam Wakefield. Death is thought to be caused by a heart attack as the heart cannot sustain the flow of blood to the vagina to satisfy the unimaginable intensity of the orgasm.
There is no known cure of being "Adam Wakefield'ed"
by Justablokethatlikesbacon October 31, 2013
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wake up! time to die

Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.
Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!
by Fearman November 24, 2007
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Wake and Bake

Wake and Bake is when you have a sweet bowl and a cup o' joe. Or the equivalent to caffeine.
I love to wake and bake with French Roast and Thai.
by Dragonfly Fairrie February 9, 2008
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Wake Forest

Small town on the outskirts of Raleigh ran by pot smoking dropouts who have been to jail at least twice. aka Wack Forest. This town is full of drama and girls who can't keep their legs closed. The biggest stress of this town is making sure you have the best pot. Hometown of the rapper Roc Star
by gay123 January 5, 2009
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