fart walk 

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.

...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"

fart walk by brothermike October 12, 2005

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

Crack Walk 

The over-anxious, speedy walk of a crack head who is overjoyed with the crack they have just purchased and is trying to rush to the smoke spot before they get caught by the cops or another crack head attempts to steal their rock.

Often looks like a small child who is in a hurry to get to the bathroom accompanied by the tight clenching of one hand, which is commonly where the crack they purchased.

The "J" was doing the crack walk in the street when "12" grabbed him.

Crack Walk by w1kked May 7, 2010

Raptor Walk 

Upon waking up with an erection, the act of walking either to the bathroom or laundry room slightly hunched over in order to conceal your erection from your parents or room mates.

Hey Liam, this morning I woke up with a fat boner and had to raptor walk past my parents in the the family room.

Raptor Walk by BigHair94 September 6, 2011

special k walk

when you get so fucked up on ketamine that you dont know where you are, dont remember how to use your limbs, and talk constantly about priests abusing small children. the special k walk is a short stutter which ends up in either people hysterically laughing or you realizing that you are sprawled out in the middle of a tennessee field and dont know how the fuck you got there.

B "Holy fuck, Tim is tripping hard on special k"
D "Yeah hes fucked up"
C "Tim, do the special k walk for us"
T "JIGGA"

special k walk by HARDMB June 17, 2010

Woggie Walk 

Cool and hip way of saying you are going to take your dog on a walk

Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go for a Woggie Walk?

Friend 2: Yeah, sure! I'd love to go on a woggie walk!

Woggie Walk by NILY June 25, 2012

everybody walk the dinosaur 

What fail trolls on 4chan use to end stories that sound interesting to entice readers.

I met someone in the night who had a unique character and personality. She hinted that she wanted a night with me, so we went to her apartment. There was a little light next to the door, I turned it on. She then unlocked the door using her keycard. I chose to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

everybody walk the dinosaur by sageru March 27, 2011