Ass Vampire

Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.

Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)

by The PM June 6, 2018

lifestyle vampire

A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.

A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."

B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 6, 2012

Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.

Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.

by Stylo77 June 3, 2022

Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.

A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

by tbclycan July 28, 2011

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

by Naguine November 21, 2010

shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.

boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*

by xxxamanda October 8, 2008