Valentina

the funniest mf on the whole planet. she's so intelligent, kind (mostly) and probably has iron deficiency. there is definitely something mentally wrong with her, and she will never open up to you no matter who you are. low-key has anger issues too but it's fine. she also has the best style ever but is so damn broke she can't afford half of it. she has the best music taste (ever), laughs at her own jokes and sleeps (a lot). she'll also tell you to kys all the time (kys). did i mention she's funny (also, kys).

bro valentina is the funniest mf ever fr

by yankeewnobrim July 2, 2022

Valentina

Valentina is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’ll make you hallucinate with a glance.

“Valentina is so 😻”

by superstar💋 November 14, 2022

valeskaa

Valeskaa is a very Bonita dog she's so lovely ( she took that from his dad Lalo)

For example who is the laziest dog ever ofc valeskaa bonita

by Bonitaoneduh June 26, 2023

Tbh.valentine

A person that will never miss a viral sensation

Tbh.valentine never misses he is also viral on tiktok

by Keep kenshin October 3, 2021

Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart

someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong

by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022

yae.lesbian.valentine

Ah another parent of mine, they are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pretty!!!!!!!! They even put me in fav 🥰🥰

Liz: HAVE YOU HEARD OF YAE.LESBIAN.VALENTINE??????
People: Why would people name themselves like that.
Liz: stfu

by LizzyLovesKats February 24, 2022

dirty valerie

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks

dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 8, 2008