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ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017
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the ultimate nasty

When you take a shower and you're all fresh and clean, and immediately following you have to take a shit!!
"Dude, I just got out of the shower and felt so clean, but then I had to do the ULTIMATE NASTY!!"
by Bangbot2016 May 30, 2016
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Ultimate

When you reach your climax at the final point of a roblox lets play, and you realise how much of a skrub you are.
Get Rekt Fam 10/10 Spedrans 4 Ultimate
by Fuckbitches224 January 22, 2018
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ultimate yearn

Have you got an ultimate yearn?
by Pink Geko January 8, 2017
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Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
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ultimate list

A list of people you want to have sexual intercourse with
by johnisanabsolutedon April 11, 2020
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