ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation

Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

The Ultimate UNO Reverse

When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"

last night me and jessica did the ultimate uno reverse. i ejaculated

by gigantopiphicgenitaliaaura May 4, 2021

Ultimate pickle taker

A secret and highest rank in jerkmate ranked for females.

Person 1: Hey, I just hit Ultimate pickle taker in jerkmate ranked!

Person 2: No way! I wish I could get that rank!

by CremKing9000 January 27, 2025

Super Smash Bros Ultimate

A game that is inferior to its predecessor Super Smash bros 4 in every way. Why did this game add so many irrelevant characters? Shouldn't characters be added to the game based on importance? What do we have for relevant dlc Sephiroth and Banjo. All the other dlc seems bland and out of place for a game about Nintendo's all stars. A game where the online mode is even worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl because of the games engine. Sure the game is fun but when your in elite smash and you just fall off the stage randomly that isn't fun. Also the online mode costs money and you cant even taunt in elite smash. For some reason as well Sakurai also took out the disconnect players when their targeting the same person too often. Super Smash Bros is one of Nintendo's most popular multiplayer video game series. How can the fan base over look all these flaws in this game?

Super Smash Bros Ultimate can improve in some ways

by Gamer222 December 20, 2021

Ultimate Capriccio

When a girl is sucking your dick with the balls in her mouth and licking your asshole, all at the same time

Last night I hooked up with this Dirty Mouth and she gave me an Ultimate Capriccio

by G-Money$€£¥ January 19, 2025

ultimate meme

Setting : Alexy dit a Drouin qui veut pu lavoir dans sa vie

Drouin : supprime Alexy de tout ses réseaux, et quitte chacune des conversations avec lui une à la fois

Alexy : Drouin je veux pu jamais que tu vois ma famille

*Drouins proceeds to supprimer Alexy de tout ses réseaux et quitter tout les conversations qu'il est dedans

The ultimate meme

by sadfraw December 4, 2023

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.

“BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*

by Fagneto December 9, 2024