Twitarded

Being twitter retarded.

Candace: idk how to use twitter? What does follow mean?

Paul: Omg you are so Twitarded...

by KWooduh August 21, 2011

twitch

The moment when a person is preusured or fells presured, and it is shown by his/her face fucking up for a split second.

andy: omfg did u see that girls face ,what a stupid bitch

william: u fuckin n0ns3 she has a twitch! go fucking kill urself

by carey March 21, 2004

TwitchRaid

To Raid twitch streams in such a way the streamer ejaculates from excitement and shock. Also on a occasion a decent stream may be found

LETS TWITCHRAID.

by Haio November 28, 2014

twit

A twit is a woman or girl who sits in the bath tub and farts calling it a bubble bath.

The girl is a twit twit, she proudly announced she just took a bubble bath but there is no bubble bath in the house.

by Angelo Mysterioso April 30, 2010

Twit

A bicycle seat sniffer.

"Did you see that twit?" As a man walks along a city sidewalk, he stops at every single bicycle chained along his way and slowly bends down and sniffs the seat of each one.

by Linda69 October 4, 2005

TWIT

acronym meaning Thats What I Thought

A: Ur an asshole
B: What did you call me??
A: oh nothing...
B: TWIT

by Eddie_Kc_420 July 28, 2009

Twit

Internet Troll - someone who would visit groups on social networks that he doesn't like just to leave nasty comments and feed off anger in replies.

Twit: I hate americans!

R1: So why do you visit the group "I love America"

R2: You know that to leave the comment on this forum, you have to click "LIKE" and join the group?

Twit: americans are morons and they eat shit!!!!!

R1: have some respect! Americans with an A.

R2: Learn English before you write something here!

Twit: I hate english as well you a55holes !

etc. etc. and it can go on forever, as long as you feed him.

by xesex September 15, 2010