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twat tease

1. a girl or guy who is flirtatious with a girl, but isn't interested in sex or a relationship and just wants to "be friends"

2. a girl or guy that uses his/her sexuality to get what they want, with no regards to the feelings of the woman involved

3. a girl or guy who is ridiculously charming and attractive, but is oblivious to their effect on women
Ben: Wow, she was all over you at dinner last night. Did you hook up?
Gena: No, after all that she told me she "valued me as a friend." God, what a twat tease.

Lisa: Oh my gosh! Don't look now but Jason is totally making bedroom eyes at me right now!
Brenda: Oh yeah, he did that to me too. That little twat tease just wants someone to help him cook dinner for his date tonight.
Lisa: Ugh. Damn his good looks.

Rachel: So, people keep telling me that I have luxurious hair and starry eyes but I don't even know *what* that's about. But, wow, look at you. Is that cashmere? Ooh, it's so soft, I could just touch you for hours. God, and that color really brings out your eyes...So how was your day, hot stuff?
Jenny: (thinking) twat...tease...
by ohthis May 1, 2010
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twat cucumber

a discarded cucumber that a chick has fucked herself with
by educationconnection May 12, 2012
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Team Twat

"hey theres goes team twat now flappin' in the wind, Loooooosey Goooooosey"

"fuuuuckin Dirrrrrrt" < thats what team twat is >
by Stanfield April 19, 2009
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douche douche twat twat

The words that fit perfectly into the song that plays during the Mario Party 7 level with the rocketship.

Often followed by random racial slurs or dirty words such as : cunt, nigger, fag, coon, spic, Tim's mom, your dad blew me, I blew a load on your mom, and I fucked your dog in the ear.

Possibly the most annoying thing that anyone could ever do... but it fits so perfectly.
Everybody sing along!

Douche douche twat twat ...
by Awesome mc Awesome-son June 11, 2006
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Twat face

1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT
clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face
by mkdj December 17, 2008
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Twat Swat

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
by a2coyote January 15, 2010
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Twat Booger

An ambiguous phrase that is used to describe either a lover or a nasty crotch booger.
That girl over there is such a twat booger
by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
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