Turtle Necking

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.

Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!

by MizRizz March 7, 2017

pancake turtle

A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.

Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!

by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010

Turtle Hopper

When you are almost to a restroom door/stall and someone cuts in front of you and takes the last spot forcing you to seek out a new place to go.

I was en route to take a huge crap when some turtle hopper jumped in front of me. The turtle was peaking out but I managed to contain him long enough to find another place to go.

by Greenmind July 1, 2011

turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

by turtledude September 20, 2013

turtle dovin'

1)Rubbing upagainst a member of the opposite sex and cooing.

2) A term hillbillys use for making love.

3) Growing a pair of wings and flying out from a bush

I turtle dove last night right in boyfriend's bed.

Let's go turtle dovin' in the woods and eat some beef jerky.

A turtle dove yesterday from my home and ended up ontop of a roof.

by JET Money December 28, 2007

slingin turtles

Firing guns, Sprayin bullets, shootin

Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.

by Dakilla January 26, 2007