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turtle hug

Laying on your back while hugging the person next to you who is also on their back.
"They gave us funny looks when we spontaneously turtle hugged at the zoo."
by DDeathlonger April 13, 2016
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dancing turtle

a turtle that boogies all day, cause it's brother in law got stung by 2 bees in a row.
I have an awesome dancing turtle <3
by reeeeeee.exe.exe October 9, 2019
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Turtle Necking

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.
Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!
by MizRizz March 7, 2017
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Dirty Turtle

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.
by HW2019 May 24, 2019
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pancake turtle

A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.
Your girlfriend is such a pancake turtle!
by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010
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turtle dovin'

1)Rubbing upagainst a member of the opposite sex and cooing.

2) A term hillbillys use for making love.

3) Growing a pair of wings and flying out from a bush
I turtle dove last night right in boyfriend's bed.

Let's go turtle dovin' in the woods and eat some beef jerky.

A turtle dove yesterday from my home and ended up ontop of a roof.
by JET Money December 28, 2007
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slingin turtles

Firing guns, Sprayin bullets, shootin
Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.
by Dakilla January 26, 2007
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