Turd Midget

An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.

Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.

Kid: "Give me some chicken Mom."

Mother: "Shut up you little turd midget."

by turdmidget March 31, 2010

turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

by renegade63x September 18, 2009

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

turd hearse

The truck that empties porta-johns

Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!

by saintsfanmd December 25, 2007

turd polishing

An engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.

"In other words, you attack your firewall / software / website / whatever from the outside, identify a flaw in it, fix the flaw, and then go back to looking. One of my programmer buddies refers to this process as 'turd polishing' because, as he says, it doesn't make your code any less smelly in the long run but management might enjoy its improved, shiny, appearance in the short term. "

by Mycopheles September 27, 2005

Turd Language

A language only understandable by Justin Turd Ass Turd, Jordan Metalturd Dingle Ass, Kyle Dingle Ass, and Aaron Dingle. It is a metal or me-tal language. The words turd, dingle, dinglefuck, fuckass or any other made up word by the four dingle mysters is and can be used to replace any word chosen buy them.

The Turd Language examples;

1: Yo turdass, did you turd today?
2: No, where is turdass?

1: Hey dingleass, lick my dingle turds.
2: Lick my ass, turdfuck.

by juztinizill October 17, 2008

turd burggler

When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.

Its happened to you, you know it has

by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk May 13, 2005