The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
by tsunjo September 06, 2008
1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
by Killerqueen94 October 03, 2014
To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.
by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011
To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
An engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.
"In other words, you attack your firewall / software / website / whatever from the outside, identify a flaw in it, fix the flaw, and then go back to looking. One of my programmer buddies refers to this process as 'turd polishing' because, as he says, it doesn't make your code any less smelly in the long run but management might enjoy its improved, shiny, appearance in the short term. "
by Mycopheles September 16, 2005
A language only understandable by Justin Turd Ass Turd, Jordan Metalturd Dingle Ass, Kyle Dingle Ass, and Aaron Dingle. It is a metal or me-tal language. The words turd, dingle, dinglefuck, fuckass or any other made up word by the four dingle mysters is and can be used to replace any word chosen buy them.
The Turd Language examples;
1: Yo turdass, did you turd today?
2: No, where is turdass?
1: Hey dingleass, lick my dingle turds.
2: Lick my ass, turdfuck.
1: Yo turdass, did you turd today?
2: No, where is turdass?
1: Hey dingleass, lick my dingle turds.
2: Lick my ass, turdfuck.
by juztinizill August 25, 2008
by Ba-Dunk-a-Dunk March 30, 2005