black tunnel vision

When black people only agree with things because the person who did it or said it was black.

Black tunnel vision got Obama elected

by KA_knight2010 October 16, 2013

Monkey Tuna

A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.

Wears a fanny pack.

Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.

Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.

if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.

by code313 May 26, 2014

domestic tuner

Cars like the Dodge SRT4, Chevy Cobalt SS and the Ford Focus ST which are manufactured by domestic auto makers but do not fall into the category of a muscle car and are, therefore, considered tuners.

The Dodge SRT4 is a domestic tuner.

by Ra Om Veh August 31, 2014

tijuana tuneup

When your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it

Mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? I need a ride to the store for some tequilla?
Mexican#2: not yet. I tried giving it a Tijuana tuneup last night and I think it's running worse now

by Cheetoman69er May 6, 2017

wank tunnel

The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.

Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Gurshy Tunk

The worst possible fuck up known to mankind. The type of fuck up that involves shagging the rabbis wife and getting her pregnant with twins...only to name the baby after the rosh yeshiva.

Oh god, you've only gone and gurshy tunked it!!!

by Blueman6262 September 29, 2018

Light tunneling

Light tunneling (or simply “going down a light tunnel”) is when you’re so baked that an especially great song or food makes you trip 10 times harder. This increase in highness generally produces very sharp visual effects/focus, and can take your imaginative abilities higher than ever thought possible. Many people when light tunneling will unintentionally create movies in their heads that go along with the song, food, or experience, and can sometimes even cause people to picture themselves flying down “the light tunnel”. The experience can be so intense that it can be hard to recall the next day, but regardless of what end of the tunnel you experience, it’s name comes from the especially vibrant tunnel vision you recieve when entranced by said song or food.

“Dawg this song has me light tunneling pretty hard right now.”

by SmogCitizen February 5, 2019