Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

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burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

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Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ

Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas

by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025

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King Trumpet

When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.

Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet

by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025

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Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

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