by Tendel1o October 1, 2017
Get the backwords trumpetmug. by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025
Get the King Trumpetmug. An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
Get the German trumpetmug. It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
Get the Playing a man like a trumpetmug. by Annikins September 23, 2023
Get the Thunder Trumpetmug. 1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.
Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"
Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.
Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.
Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"
Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.
Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
by Another Cat Lady July 30, 2024
Get the trumpetermug. by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
Get the Texas trumpetmug.