slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

Weiner package

The package of junk that hang's between a man's legs.

Sol was confused, he had everything twisted up like a little weiner package.

by ride6red June 1, 2009

WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!

Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!

by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025

Weiner snipple

Docked tail of a small terriers tail..

When waylon gets happy he wags his weiner snipple

by anonymous March 2, 2021

Weiner Whore

Females who sleeps with many males in her lifetime.

She is such a weiner whore!

by 1SweetP October 18, 2019

Weiner cookie

To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

Weiner cookie To nut in a girls face and rub you dick in circles in the the nit on her face

by It’s your boy uhhhhhhhbb March 19, 2021

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024