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hide the bone

Hide the penis when a man gets an erection.
I have to hide the bone every time I see that chick.
by Tatabrazilian March 17, 2014
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Smokey Bone

Stand up naked with an erection while your girl blows smoke rings around your penis.

If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!
Last night my girl gave me the old Smokey bone before head.
by Plumb2 March 26, 2019
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Shaved to the bone

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014
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Bone Deth

the inspration to do something extreme
"Dude jump off that roof on your bike." -Skateboarder
"Ok, BONE DETH!" -BMXer
"WHAT, you just jumped off that roof!" skateboarder
by Ajewyouknow January 2, 2012
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Raging Bone

An extremely major erection.

Also, a punk band from Salem, MA.
Dude #1: "Man, I got a raging bone right now!"

Dude #2: "That's gnarly, bro."
by BarryFeinstein December 16, 2012
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bone tired

Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.

If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.

"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
by elrond420 September 23, 2021
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wing bone

Wing boning is a sexual act in which the wing boner manually simulates a male partner by using the inner crook of the arm at the elbow, lubricated with blue cheese or ranch.
James got caught doing the wing bone to Matt in the men's room at lunch.
by Chippereslistein July 18, 2017
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