whos gabes mom

jackie is his mom.

"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"

by yesitshername September 2, 2023

Gabe Virus

“Gabe Virus” or “ gamers flu” is the act of becoming a total game goblin. spaghetti bowls and empty water bottles stacked up next to the computer you haven't had a day from for the past year. these “Gabed” individuals so far down the hole of gaming and buried in.

this guy totally caught the Gabe Virus. His computer monitor totally had sweat stains all over it.

by Dud Dudlee September 11, 2023

Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

Big Gabe

A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"

dude#1: when chuck norris...

dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage

by not_a_fish September 20, 2023

Gabe

Gabe is a giant animal with a fat red head that is shaped as a tomato and likes to head butt people

Gabe expects his head going up your butt with tomato juice everywhere

by Wakawakwaka November 29, 2021

Gabe Ante

The sweetest boy on planet Earth. This is THE guy you want to take home to meet the parents. Such a charmer and all around great guy. Not to mention he is sexy af!

Do you know Gabe Ante?..... Of course he could have my kids!

by mamasboy34 November 30, 2021

gabe

Gabes are unbeliveably sexy and have a loooooong schlong and is very hot and can pull any woman. He has the ability to get numbers whenever he feels like it. most cant handle the pure awe of being around a gabe they can make all women within a 100 mile radius wet. They also shoot kobes in basketball

That Gabe is unbeliveably sexy and so good at baaketball

by She say faygo u get bigger December 4, 2021