Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

WEINER BEEF

A phrase commonly used to identify nonsense; utter bullshit. Can also be used to describe cuckery.

“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef”

by Pappihamslapper September 1, 2021

beef in the lair

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

by Real_Big_Cheese November 6, 2015

beef chowder

Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.

Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew

by Youcant October 16, 2015

beef portal

see gloryhole

I regretted using the beef portal at that truck stop, but at least I didn't have to use the crusty sock again.

by Kathy Griffin's balls April 18, 2016

hold the beef

in reference to vegetarians who go to taco bell and say hold the beef sub beans.
phrase used to reference something that needs to be put off or shouldn’t be done

rihanna needs to hold the beef with fenty beauty and drop another album it’s been 5 years ma’am

by butchthebutcher1 April 22, 2021

Street beefed

The fighting style of shitting on a niggas face during a fight

Yo cass just street beefed me

by Bignigferg69 November 15, 2019