Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020

Screw

When you and your lady friend dance

I wanted to screw with my girlfriend so hard.

by 1-2-Switcheroo May 29, 2019

noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.

j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D

by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010

Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something

Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?

by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021

Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others

Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw

by Dude bro August 6, 2025

screw

when you have sex... moron. its also a tool for a drill used to put things together DUH

i screwed my wife. i screwed a board to a wall

by Doge_Master_Pro August 8, 2019

Cork screw

Where u fuck a midget with no legs and spin her in your dick

Alex cork screwed goegina the midget on his dick to reach nigba +100

by Bigdibber August 15, 2018