n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
by Anonymous4 July 19, 2006
When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 October 01, 2009
a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.
by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011
An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017
by d1ck lopper October 13, 2013
(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.
2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.
2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.
by kittiesbutts March 08, 2016
When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011