tim the postman

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

by UrbanPLayz January 23, 2022

Tim B

Goes through a depressed phase once every 6 months. Goes through at least 16 cans/bottles of soft drink a day.

Person 1: What's good bro?
Person 2: *depressed music* waah *sips soft drink*
Person 1: Stop being such a Tim B bro...

by BJ-The-DJ May 21, 2023

Tender Tim

When you're doing a girl, and your penis bends in one spot and wrinkles up afterwards.

Hey man, last night I was doin' this chick, then I accidentally pulled a Tender Tim on her.

by TEHLOL11 October 02, 2013

Tim Maguire

A god like figure. A fatherly figure to all of his students, his powers put you in a love spell where you get lost in his beautiful eyes.

I saw tim maguire and immediately fell for his sexy body.

by The station predator August 22, 2021

Tim Collins

Only the best gin drink of your life. This drink was not invented by Tim, but remastered.
One part Gin, two parts tonic, 1/2 a lime and a bushel ofint leaves.

Man I want a Tim Collins right now.

by Tim Tim August 15, 2015

Tim Fischer

vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal

Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.

by mstock May 20, 2011

tim stoker

some random guy from hit horror podcast The Magnus Archives. He likes to kayak and wear hawaiian shirts.

"dude do you like Tim Stoker?"
"omg i love tim stoker he's my favorite skrungle"

by Xaxaiisgay August 21, 2022